Gen X Nutrition Facts Sticker | Retro Childhood Decal

📼 The Official Breakdown of What Made Gen X Indestructible

If your childhood was fueled by sun-baked hose water, corduroy friction sparks, and protecting your winter socks with empty bread bags, this sticker is your badge of honor.

Designed like a classic grocery nutrition panel, the Gen X Nutrition Facts artwork lists the ingredients that built the most unsupervised generation in history.

Why It’s Running on 1980s Levels

• Durable Vinyl: Weather-resistant, waterproof, scratch-resistant, and UV-protected.
• Easy to Display: Great for laptops, water bottles, travel tumblers, toolboxes, car windows, or coolers.
• Finish: Clean white surface with a high-contrast retro design.
• Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, and 6″ × 6″.

Product Ingredients List

• Serving Size: 70s and 80s Childhood
• Servings Per Container: A Latchkey Kid
• Amount Per Serving: 3-Speed Schwinn Velocity, Sears Wish Book Strategizing, Hydration by Garden Hose, Husky/Slim Waistline Troubles, Canvas Keds Traction, and Pure Nostalgia.
• Ingredients: Bread bags protecting winter socks, sun-baked hose water, corduroy friction sparks, scraped knees you walked off, and the dirt you brushed off your hands.

*Percent Daily Values are based on staying outside all day until the streetlights came on.

Production & Shipping

• Designed with pride by GrumpysCloset.
• Printed to order.
• If your sticker arrives damaged or misprinted, contact GrumpysCloset with a clear photo so the issue can be reviewed.