Coffee Life Lessons Directions for Human Use Tee

Your tee needs a drinking buddy. Buy this Coffee Life Lessons Directions for Human Use Tee and get one eligible mug at 50% off. Choose from Grumpy’s Closet Mug, So Yeah Coffee Mug, Coffee Is My Necessity Accent Mug, or the Coffee Life Lessons Directions for Human Use, Hot Leaf Water, and Pour Enjoy Repeat Accent Mugs. Add both items to your cart; the discount applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Limit one discounted mug per order. Cannot be combined with other discounts.

Daily maintenance rules for the chronically unbothered. This design completely reimagines your mandatory morning coffee ritual as an official product instruction and warning label, delivering high-end boutique style with a sharp, sarcastic edge.

Featuring a clean, minimalist line-art heart mug illustration anchored by a structured "Directions for Use" panel, this heavyweight graphic tee is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who requires zero verbal contact until their cup is fully empty.

📋 ITEM SPECIFICATIONS

• Material: 100% ultra-soft ring-spun U.S. cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)

• Weight: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) for a structured, vintage retail drape

• Fit: Relaxed unisex sizing featuring a classic crew neckline

• Construction: Highly durable double-needle stitching and shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Color Variations: Clean monochrome layout optimized for high-impact visibility across light, dark, and earth tones

📦 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Every piece is custom-printed to order.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean