Gen X Nutrition Facts Mug | 11 oz & 15 oz

📻 Gen X Nutrition Facts

The official breakdown of what made the latchkey generation completely indestructible.

This ceramic mug turns a 1970s and 1980s childhood into a sarcastic food-style label. From sun-baked hose water and bread-bag winter socks to scraped knees and Sears Wish Book strategy, it’s a nostalgia-packed morning uniform for the generation that learned to handle it.

🥣 Product Ingredients

• Serving Size: One 70s and 80s childhood.
• Servings Per Container: One latchkey kid.
• 3-Speed Schwinn Velocity: 800%.
• Sears Wish Book Strategizing: 500%.
• Hydration by Garden Hose: 100%.
• Husky/Slim Waistline Troubles: 150%.
• Canvas Keds Traction: 200%.
• Pure Nostalgia: 500%.

Percent daily values are based on staying outside until the streetlights came on.

☕ Mug Details

• Material: Glossy white ceramic; lead- and BPA-free.
• Sizes: 11 oz or 15 oz.
• Print: Double-sided design for left- or right-handed use.
• Handle: Classic C-handle.
• Convenience: Microwave and dishwasher safe.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

📦 Ordering

• Designed with pride by GrumpysCloset.
• Custom-printed to order.