Anti Pumpkin Spice Soy Candle, Funny Marked Safe Fall Soy Jar, Coffee Shop Scent, Sarcastic Autumn Workspace Decor Unique Holiday Gift
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$23.00
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"Say no to the basic PSL..." 🍁☕🕯️
Fill your workspace with the rich, comforting scent of absolute survival from the seasonal flavor craze! This premium 9oz hand-poured soy wax jar candle frames our signature blended "Anti-PSL" artwork right on the label showcase. Featuring the bold graphic prohibition badge stacked beautifully above our dry, deadpan notification layout reading: "Marked Safe from Pumpkin Spice Today and Forever."
Scented to smell like a cozy, old-school coffee shop, this blend fills the room with rich notes of freshly roasted beans, warm vanilla, and dark hazelnut. It serves as a hilarious, tactile conversation starter for your remote desk, a funny office addition, or the ultimate autumn holiday gift for coffee snobs, foodies, or anyone who is thoroughly exhausted by the annual pumpkin spice madness.
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🕯️ PREMIUM CANDLE FEATURES
* Clean Soy Wax: Hand-poured using 100% natural, eco-friendly soy wax blend for a clean, non-toxic burn pool.
* Size & Footprint: Standard 9oz glass jar container measuring 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) — ideal for shelves, desks, or nightstands.
* Long Burn Lifespan: Carefully calibrated wick ensures an even burn pool with approximately 50-60 hours of total burn time.
* Signature Coffee Scent: Rich roasted coffee bean top notes blended with smooth, creamy vanilla and warm hazelnut undertones.
* High-Gloss Label: Features a durable, heat-resistant wrap showcase that keeps your high-contrast typography and orange accents looking incredibly sharp against light background styles.
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🧼 CANDLE CARE & SAFETY
* Always trim your candle's cotton wick down to 1/4" before lighting it every single time to prevent excess soot or smoking.
* On your very first burn, allow the wax pool to melt completely edge-to-edge across the jar to prevent wax tunneling.
* Burn on a stable, heat-resistant counter surface. Keep completely clear of drafts, open windows, pets, and children.
* Never leave a burning flame unattended. Extinguish completely after 4 hours of continuous use.
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📦 SHIPPING & PROCESS
* Formulated and designed with pride by GrumpysCloset.
* Each soy jar candle is poured custom to order just for you! Please allow standard custom handling windows before your item ships out.
Anti Pumpkin Spice Soy Candle, Funny Marked Safe Fall Soy Jar, Coffee Shop Scent, Sarcastic Autumn Workspace Decor Unique Holiday Gift
$23.00