Anti Pumpkin Spice Soy Candle, Funny Marked Safe Fall Soy Jar, Coffee Shop Scent, Sarcastic Autumn Workspace Decor Unique Holiday Gift

“Say no to the basic PSL...” 🍁☕🕯️

Fill your workspace with the rich, comforting scent of absolute survival from the seasonal flavor craze! This premium 9oz hand-poured soy wax jar candle frames our signature blended “Anti-PSL” artwork right on the label.

The bold prohibition badge sits above the dry, deadpan notification: “Marked Safe from Pumpkin Spice Today and Forever.” Scented like a cozy, old-school coffee shop, the blend fills the room with notes of freshly roasted beans, warm vanilla, and dark hazelnut.

It’s a hilarious conversation starter for your remote desk, a funny office addition, or an autumn gift for coffee snobs, foodies, and anyone thoroughly exhausted by the annual pumpkin spice madness.

🕯️ Premium Candle Features

• Clean Soy Wax: Hand-poured using a 100% natural, eco-friendly soy wax blend for a clean, non-toxic burn.
• Size & Footprint: Standard 9oz glass jar measuring 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm), ideal for shelves, desks, or nightstands.
• Long Burn Lifespan: Carefully calibrated wick for an even burn pool and approximately 50–60 hours of total burn time.
• Signature Coffee Scent: Rich roasted coffee bean top notes blended with smooth vanilla and warm hazelnut undertones.
• High-Gloss Label: Durable, heat-resistant wrap that keeps the high-contrast typography and orange accents looking sharp.

🧼 Candle Care & Safety

• Trim the cotton wick to 1/4″ before every lighting to help prevent excess soot or smoking.
• On the first burn, allow the wax pool to melt completely edge-to-edge across the jar to help prevent tunneling.
• Burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from drafts, open windows, pets, and children.
• Never leave a burning flame unattended. Extinguish completely after four hours of continuous use.

📦 Shipping & Process

• Formulated and designed with pride by GrumpysCloset.
• Each soy jar candle is poured custom to order just for you. Please allow standard custom handling time before shipment.